How you know you've just had a baby:

How you know you just had a baby:

1.  It looks like your boobs are leaking through your shirt, which they are.

2.  Everything hurts...your back, butt, #$%#, legs cause you've used muscles you didn't know you had.

3.  You have a pile of baby diapers by the side of your bed and you don't even care.

4.  You are so very, very, very tired...yet have more energy than you had while pregnant.

5.  You have drool, and spit up all over you, but don't care, and have no desire to change shirts.

6.  You still look pregnant.

7.  Your emotions are up and down...never knowing what may make you cry or laugh from day to day.

8.  Your heart is bursting with overwhelming love it may just pop right out of your chest.

9.  Cankles were a thing of the past.

10.  That even though you complained the entire 9 months of pregnancy, you suddenly miss it.

11.  You are finding binkys all over your house.

12.  There is someone making small grunting noises while you type this, and its not ME!!

13.  Sore nipples.

14.  Your clothes don't fit.

15.  You feel like Superwoman because you just gave birth and you lived to tell about it.